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Officially Retired T-Shirt – Funny Retirement Gift for Women
Officially Retired T-Shirt – Funny Retirement Gift for Women - White / S is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
Care information
Care information
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Wash with similar colours
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Hang dry for longest life
- Do not iron directly over the print
- Do not dry clean
Delivery and Shipping
Delivery and Shipping
- Printed specifically for your order
- Dispatch: 2-5 days
- Worldwide shipping
- Full tracking provided
- Produced close to your delivery location
- Reduced shipping distances and environmental impact
A) Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the shirt (highest point of the shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B) Half Chest
Lay the garment down on a flat surface and measure it from left to right across the chest, about 2cm below the arms.
Suppliers provide measurements, and garments may run smaller or larger with a difference of +/- 2.5cm (1 in)
Officially Retired T-Shirt – Funny Retirement Gift for Women
Officially Retired T-Shirt – Funny Retirement Gift for Women - White / S is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
Premium Comfort, Everyday Style
Made from soft, durable cotton with a comfortable unisex fit, designed to look great and feel even better, wear after wear.
Description
Description
Work calendar cleared. Emails ignored. Professionally unavailable.
Celebrate the start of retirement with this funny “Officially Retired – Professionally Unavailable” T-shirt — the perfect statement for someone who has finally earned the right to stop answering work calls.
Bold typography mixed with stylish script gives this retirement tee a clean, confident look that's ideal for retirement parties, farewell celebrations, holidays, cruises and everyday retired life.
A fun retirement gift for Mum, Grandma, coworkers, colleagues, teachers, nurses, office workers or any newly retired woman ready to make her new employment status clear.
Officially retired. Professionally unavailable. Permanently enjoying life.
Payment & Security
Payment methods
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Product features
Solid colors are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.
